Originally Posted By: faceblaster
And no lame attempt at being cryptic anymore? What happened to our lil squeeker?



Originally Posted By: Steezo
My health issues made it show it has a heart.



Bullshit. It thought saw an opportunity to ingratiate and failed. If it had a heart, or a brain, it would encourage potassium consumption after a bender.

Of course, as with women, it's only knowledge of the effects of alcohol is second-hand.