No kids. Probably won't have any. I do have a cat and for a while my big worry was that I might flop down on her while drunk and kill her like Christopher Moltisanti did to his girlfriend's little dog on the Soprano's. But my cat is too alert to let something like that happen to her.
Steezo drunkenly conquers the willing, unwanted kids follow.
The barfly will puncture condoms and/or inject itself with his slerp.
Kitty gets dosed with every feeding for penile colonics.
Call PETA, Alcoholics Anonymous and the cops already.
Jeez, she wants some Steezo. Don't go to Germany
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