My normal is since I don't have a mate, people assume:
1) I'm gay
2) I'm a perv (watch your kids around me)
3) I'm a lazy masturbator (closest to truth)

The truth is I am a finicky whoremonger that is most comfortable separating sex from the emotion and interdependency of personal relationships. Thankfully I made it through the stripper phase of my life without an STD or getting burned big-time financially by the whore. Since being on Cymbalta my sex drive is decreased reducing my urges to have my dick rubbed by some 19 year old strippers ass.