Originally Posted By: Fiend2
Originally Posted By: Lex Gourmand
Yesterday, when I went for a stroll for $1.00 foods, I noticed this heavenly creature walking on 86th Street with her mother, going through fruit and vegetable stores. I then went to Riteway[where I got myself some gourmet root beer and $1 yogurts], and when I got out of there, she was still on the block, so I walked slowly on purpose and let her get ahead, so I could scan her body with my eyes, without drawing unnecessary attention: very nice, lightly sun-roasted skin, near-perfect meat-to-fat ration, natural, healthy provencial-tone blond hair, pretty good legs and very nice feet [with very nice toes!], about 5'9"-6'0" tall and good face [without makeup]. She then turned corner, and I followed, and then got ahead of her, but tried to maintain a distance of around 12 feet, where I utilized my Soviet KGB techniques of covert eavesdropping, to pinpoint the location of the building where her footsteps went into. Just sayin'. goofball


quoting this for the police.

She looked at least 19 years old.