Where is Dick Nasty when we need him?

A buddy recently told me about him Cap'n Save-a Ho'ing a girl who came out here and was living in a model house. It was a 2 bedroom apt with 8 girls in it. She made the 9th, and she was sleeping under the kitchen table in a sleeping bag.
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward