A guy saves a baby from a falling window one day and becomes a hero. That night, God appears before him. God says: I don't really do this, but I will grant you one wish.
The guy thinks for a minute and says: My girl lives in Hawaii and I live in the Bay, any way you could build a highway from SF to Hawaii? I hate to fly.
God looks disappointed. He replies: Look, I am God. Can't you think of something beter than that? Do you have any idea how much steel and rebar that would take? How hard it would be to create and why don't you take a minute and think of something that maybe benefits all man or at least dignifies the offer?

The guy thinks and responds: OK, how about you teach me to understand women?


God hesitates and comes back with:






So, uh...how many lanes in each direction you want?