I need advice. The Postman strikes again. First order from a new parts supplier. 10 days late, but I'm in no hurry. Finally shows up crammed into my mailbox. The girl and my neighbor held onto the box while I tried to work the thing out. It was like the Belle Knox Facial Abuse scene. Shipped 2 Day Priority and postage due. Like $3.50 or something. They delivered it. Fuck them. This was a week or so ago. I've since gotten these little manila envelopes about every 3 days. "Carrier's Statement". "If there is a balance due the carrier, please enclose it and leave it in the box. Thank you". Fuck that. I have no intention of paying it. It was late. They delivered it. I owe them dick. My girl thinks they'll stop our mail service. Good. Fuck em.

My question: Why won't my girl just shut the fuck up?