Nice effort Lou.
Now if could only understand what the fuck that was all about.

Anyway,I was hoping Gia would help us out here but I'll go ahead and start the list. Maybe she can add to it.

HOW TO GIVE A GOOD FACIAL
1. Pull wadded-up panties out of mouth.
2. Touch up the lipstick but leave the mascara tear streaks on.
3. Find a comfortable position on your knees. Adjust height as necessary. If its Brandon, place several phone books under his feet.
4. Face upward leaning back to provide a table-like surface. (A large forehead also provides a convenient place to set a drink).
5. DO NOT clench up your eyes and mouth like you are swimming underwater. This is not the same as water-boarding.
6. Use Visine before the shot to reduce the burn if by accident the mope does get some in your eye even though he said he wouldn't.
7. Make sweet or nasty dirty talk. The raunchier the better.
8. Either act ecstatically excited or extremely disgusted - no in between.
9. Act as stunned as possible as you take the shot - as if you can barely breathe due to the copious quantities assaulting you.
10. Is it an innie? or an outie? If its an innie make sure that you squeeze it in and out of your mouth a few times before swallow. Bonus points for cum stringers. If its an outie, calmly put on your clothes and stroll through the mall without wiping off.

I think this would be a good start for Gia's forthcoming book "Bedroom Porn Stars - Insider Tips on what Women and Men Really Want"