Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Keibler got a quickie marriage to some tech millionaire. Rumor has it that she is knocked up. Rumor also has it that the real daddy is probably her ex boyfriend she was two timing the rich guy with.

Mickey James is also said to be knocked up. She is only booking signings, telling promoters she can't take bumps. Baby daddy is said to be on again off again boyfriend Magnus.

This is where Mickey's child will enter the world from:



Christ. Now I know why the IWC dubbed her finisher "The Arby's Plunge"

Speaking of finishers, I was taking a shit the other day and had an epiphany: if I were to have pursued a career in grappling, I don't know what my finisher would be, but I would call it "The Missouri Compromise". I like the sound of it.