If that's true, you should probably go to a Vegas roulette wheel and put your life savings on red. Luck is with you.

BTW, that's an interesting use of the word "deserve", as it carries with it a moral connotation. Is it possible that you have a soul?

Karma must have taken the days off when you shot Down The Hatch 13, Ass To Mouth 15 and Gobble the Goop 2.