--You have Jerkules' sociopath fapping material in the Hottest Picture of the Day thread.

-- You never know which lovely porn performer will make an appearance in the She's Dead Inside Eyes thread.

-- Alex Panzer, aka Mr Horton, is such a stellar Jew he will hunt down deals for items you desire in exchange for material he can use on his DirtyButtholes.com site.

-- We keep close tabs on the biggest messes in porn. Why does Dana Hayes need a cell phone? Has Kacey Jordan ODd lately? Who is running a Fake Cancer Scam next? You find all this out on XPT.

-- Preview the lovelies and the gutter sluts on LoadMyMouth.com, via Brandon Iron's Starfish and Honeypots thread.

-- You can say whatever you want about the people in the industry, except for their real name, and they will probably read it, silently hating you from afar.

-- Post a photo of your favorite whore in the While the Whore Gently WeepeD thread and PulpeD will critique her and she will silently hate him from afar.

-- Porn news and discussion w/o the douchebag narcissist opinions of Mike South or Rob Black mixed in.

-- Read all 17,000 posts by Bornyo & Backdoor Man, and you will be an honorary cousin fucker.

-- XPT is a great place to catalog your screen caps of trolling porn whores and cam whores.

-- Reading Jigaloo's posts in the voice of Dirty Harry or Satan is hilarious.

-- Discuss Entertainment, Food, World Events, Guns and Sports in our luxurious A World Outside Porn section.

-- Our Celebrity Nudes and Perv Shots thread has 400+ posts containing Nip Slips, Upskirts and Ass Shots of hot celebri-bims.

-- We document the little things in porn, like the Ugliest Tattoos, the Itty Bitty Titties, and the Chewy Labia.

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