QUERY

Now that my CORONATION is complete, should I refrain from asking Gia for butthole pics?

If you want me to cease the practice, Ms Jordan, I will, as a gesture of respect and solidarity, now that we will be working side by side to Moderate the glorious General Porn Talk forum. Since we are charged to share the task, along with Zenman, I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable in the workplace.

Should Ms Jordan not care, or fail to respond, I would like a ruling from the Mod Council on this. I want to be a team player here and will adhere to whatever their decision may be.

QUERY

Now that I have ASCENDED to the level of 33° Degenerate, should I refrain from asking noob female posters for Offerings of O-ring?

As a Noob Moderator, I really need some guidance from the Council Elders, to steer me in the right direction here. On one hand I love having some fresh starfish around and really like the degradation involved in a whore displaying her dirtiest part for the fapping enjoyment of the masses.

On the other hand, as an AUTHORITY FIGURE hear, I feel it may come off as a JM Productions approved, discriminatory Butthole Tax on potential skeezers who may stumble in. The last thing I want is to cause problems for our gracious host so soon into my tenure.

Again I will ask for an edict from the Tenured Mods/Admins, and I will proceed however they see fit, with out a peep of resistance. I realize that my frame of mind here has to change from "What will entertain the masses?" to "What is best for XPT?" I feel the transition will be trying at times, but it is something I can accomplish with a good support system and hard work.

Should the Senior Staff deem it a liability for me to continue Soliciting Shithole Shots from Noob Whores, then I will start a thread so you the readers, Sociopath and Pervert alike, may nominate and vote for a new Designated Anus Wrangler. The position will come with an "Anus Wrangler" custom user title and hopefully a unique color for your Screen Name.

If I have to, I will accomplish this by bribing TRPWL w/ a match box full of Jerry Jones Boogers, vintage 1999. I hear they are cured in the salty tears of Cowboys fans, which helps make the flavor really pop.