On the merits of a stellar thread which drives traffic, a razor sharp wit, boundless creativity and absolutely nothing going on in my life, I have been chosen to hold sway over General Porn Talk.

My reign over the unwashed will be benevolent. If anything I hope to elicit more hate and chaos by nuturing new lunatics who wander in.

Whores are still fair game in this section. Matter of fact, those posting good whore gossip can make a theme request for HPOTD. If it is something REALLY good, we could maybe do a week long ban of someone you don't like. Truly Stellar whore gossip, from an industry insider can be rewarded by me putting a banner ad for your site in my sig. It will appear in 9000+ spots all over the board. Yer all whores and slime bags, sell each other out for christ sakes.

The only ones who should be in fear are the Extreme Douchebags and the Spammers. The ED sect will be shamed and toyed with. The Spammers will meet hard and swift justice.

With Whore Gia by my side, I will attempt to bring General Porn Talk back to its glory days of airing dirty laundry and ridiculing the tards of the industry.

Now, anyone wanting to practice appeasement, in order to get on my good side, I will be accepting gifts of Barely Legal Anus pics in this thread. Anyone thinking of being a Wisenheimer and posting Old, Tranny or Man Ass will earn themselves a one week ban.

All hail Jerkules, King of the Creeps.