"Dear every woman with the Gettysburg Address tattooed somewhere on their body,

We want to fuck you, not read you.

Signed

every straight man in the universe." -TUP
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock