That's absolutely shit-tastic, as you planned it to be.
I wasn't going to cook this year, but the dumbass contractor who was hired to fix something else managed to knock out the heat. So I wound up cooking to keep the joint warm.
I was planning for it to be: -Ghetto Fried Chicken wings -Mashed potatoes, topped with Stove Top stuffing and Campbell's gravy -Cole slaw -Mrs. Smith's dutch apple pie
I've pretty much got everything except the cole slaw and the fried chicken wings. Thanksgiving is postponed until tomorrow. Gonna go and light-up the hanukkah candles: