Originally Posted By: J.B.
That's absolutely shit-tastic, as you planned it to be.

I wasn't going to cook this year, but the dumbass contractor who was hired to fix something else managed to knock out the heat. So I wound up cooking to keep the joint warm.


I was planning for it to be:
-Ghetto Fried Chicken wings
-Mashed potatoes, topped with Stove Top stuffing and Campbell's gravy
-Cole slaw
-Mrs. Smith's dutch apple pie

I've pretty much got everything except the cole slaw and the fried chicken wings. Thanksgiving is postponed until tomorrow. Gonna go and light-up the hanukkah candles: