Back in my 20s I used to go to one of the strip clubs in New Jersey just over the Ben Franklin Bridge before the cunt Governor shut them down. There was a stripper with one the best natural bodies I've ever seen but her eyes were fucked up....one eye socket was slightly larger than the other and she was extremely cross-eyed. She wore sunglasses all the time. You could only get her to remove the shades in a private dance with an extra $20 dollar tip and you'd only ask her to do it once. Without the shades she looked something you expected to see in the Martian bar in "Total Recall"(the with Arnold in it and the 3 titted whore).