Last week in Hong Kong I got completely coked up and and beat my flaccid cock while I ground my teef and no fewer than eight whores pissed in my hair. That wasn't the original plan, of course (I planned for some hard butt fucking but of course the coke took over). The Ming Court Motel may have some bad-smelling pillows, I'm just sayin'.

Oh, and the next day I had two grams left over and a flight to Japan. It was wrenching to flush that shit down the sink.