Naw, the fast and the douchiest is more like need for speed: the movie. It seems like GTA would be impossible to convert to film, but I wouldn't put it past Hollywood to try. I mean, we did get Hansel and Gretel: warriors of the armageddon or whatever the fuck that silly shit was. I mean, Pirates of The Caribbean was based on a goddamn themepark ride for fuck's sake. I really don't want to get started on how disgusted I've been with movies since they decided that originality took a backseat to Jersey Shore and focus groups.