I'll prolly just bust out a stool softener or something or another. Back when I used to audit for Walgreens, a co-worker and friend came running into my aisle excited to show me some shit he found counting the drug wall. I can't remember the name of the product, but underneath the brand name, it was described as "bowel evacuant" and was some shit you were supposed to take before surgery. We thought that was pretty damn funny. Maybe I'll hit up walmart after work and see if I can find some and report later with the results.

One consequence of this stoppage is that my farts are insanely deadly lately and could possibly peel the paint off of walls. I guess this is probably due to the fact that they have to work their way past a work week of dumps on their way out. It's gonna be a fun night boys and girls.