this one hits a little too close to home....if you had put the meat puppet in a wheelchair portraying a crippled whore du jour-neyman, I'd be suing somebody for vicarious infringement into my own private perverted escapades...what the fuck?

No seriously, looks like a good effort.... I never watch porn these days outside of the occassional scene scrounged up to fulfill a specific need or craving I might be having at any given moment. I may make an exception for this flick....



Here's a little feedback and technical advice (not that anyone asked for it, but I feel confident I know what I am talking about in this subject arena, ha ha ha! giggle snort...)





Ok, first off, if this is truly a "Upper Class / High Quality hook up" and both the porn star and her client/jerker-offer have any sense of decorum and respect for the ACT itself (even if they have ZERO genuine SELF-respect), there would NOT be a shit load of 20 dolar bills all over the whore in bed. If she is truly a prized cum gobbler, C-notes are a must, but 50s will suffice in a pinch.....not only that, but i count only 22 of these $20 bills total (or roughly $440....no wonder she is still dressed!!!! again....WHAT THE FUCK? But also, again, I'm only being semi-serious & silly in my hypercritique! Nonetheless, a girl of this caliber, if you want a Bare back BJ, condom-covered fuck and face blast, it is going to run around 800 to 1000 (200 bucks if you are in MONTREAL!), depending on how much of a mope the guy is and how hideous he might be, plus other factors. On the other hand if the guy has some redeeming qualities and is pleasant repeat bizz/jizz, this greatly reduces the stress and unpleasantness the girl must feel and thus it is in her best interest to keep HIM happy and wanting her.....etc.)

I hope the film delves into the art of the deal (fuck DOnald Trump, I could and should be teaching that class, how to cook up consistent win-win encounters with the whore/escort of your dreams, such that you get what you want and she gets what she wants, within reason and to everyone's satisfaction.)