Shit, you think that's bad? My backwoods republican fuckhole of a state passed an "adult business law" about three years ago that regulates porn shops and strip clubs. No lap dances. No alcohol. Dancers must stay at least six feet away from patrons. Plus all adult businesses must close no later than 12 am and open no earlier than 8 am. The reason stated is that "secondary effects" such as prostitution, xxx trash, and parking lot crime is enough of a detriment to society to justify these bullshit mickey mouse laws. I find it fascinating that enough people love Jesus that it somehow gives them the rights to make decisions on behalf of tax-paying adults. Good thing we have east saint louis. Illinois doesn't play that shit.

On an unrelated note, how the fuck is walgreens still in business? They fuck people left, right, and center, especially on prescriptions. The difference between a candy bar at walgreens and walmart may only be about fifty cents, but the prescription prices exceed twenty bucks in some cases. My two scripts at walmart are four bucks apiece with no insurance. At wallgreens, one is eleven bucks and the other is seventeen bucks. That's fucking insane. No wonder the state of Missouri is suing wallgreens for unfair pricing practices and false advertising.

http://consumerist.com/2013/08/27/missouri-ags-lawsuit-accuses-walgreens-of-overcharging-customers/