Ha! I called that shit. No one under 3bills has the puffy, pillowy mitts like the ones you jammed into that slope tranny. I guess eating garbage and working out for an hour isn't a viable weight loss program.

I have a suggestion for you, I calls it the Translemic diet. You eat what you want, then after each meal you have a tranny throat fuck you until you puke the meal back up. Add to that some exercise and Adderall, and you'll been a lean tranny banging machine in 4-6 months.

You better get on it soon. You are 8lbs away from needing a new scale.