Today I got coffee in a Cuban neighborhood. I asked them in Spanish if they had low fat or skim milk. I felt I was being pretty generous being that I knew not to ask for anything exotic like almond milk, soy, himilayan goat milk or whatever. The cashier there in the empty cafe glared at me like I was high maintenance.

Also, St Nick's on 3rd St in Los Angeles is closing. Fuck you, Los Angeles!!!!!