Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I think the Elks big thing is giving away college scholarships. The Lions do the glasses and also sell straw brooms around here.

The Masons, through their appendant body the Shriners, run all the burn and childrens hospitals you see them associated with- without ever billing a patient. All of them to an extent are charitable organizations. Now, what the Loyal Order of Moose do- I have no idea.


most sponsor little league teams at least. and like i said..the cheap drinks.

shriners are bad motherfuckers. i remember them tearing shit up at parades and such on their little motorcycles and golf carts.


Tearin' shit up in tiny novelty vehicles sort of goes with the territory of fez wearing. If you don the Fez, you better live up to that shit.