They really did. I think Sabin is too small for the title, but I'm starting to change my mind. It's funny to see him wear the strap over his shoulder. It's buttoned as tight as it'll go and wearing it around his waist he'd look like my kid wearing my shoes.

Why doesn't Rampage wear a suit? Is he their slave or something? Have you seen him work? In the little gang fight with A&8s, he was fucking terrible. And now Ortiz? Fuck. Luckily Hogan's booking this trainwreck. That'll fix everything.