Nah, his other posts are up. It aint like he deleted his account.

In the spirit of the original:

I stepped in dog shit in my lawn yesterday and I'm fucking pissed. Not that I'm scared of dog shit, I practically grew up in the stuff, it's that I don't have a dog. This is like the 3rd or 4th time in the last year I've spotted or stepped in it on my property in the past year.

Its too big to be a fox and too small to be the neighbor's mastiff, so I'm guessing the German shepherd from 2 houses or a coyote. The rabbit population is down, and I haven't seen the woodchuck in a while, so it could very well be coyote. I wish the fucker could bring down a goat.