Stat of the day home runs hit since May 15.

Chicago Cubs pitchers-3
entire Kansas City Royals roster-2 (both by Miguel Tejada of all people)

If you read the post above me you might notice that Ned Yost replaced Billy Butler with Jeff Francouer at the DH spot when Butler was thrown out of the game yesterday. You might also notice that Yost used a backup catcher who was just called up from Omaha last night to replace Salvador Perez (whose grandmother died yesterday ) and who was hitting .194 in AAA ball to pinch hit with two men on while down 5-2 in the 8th inning yesterday. I know you are wondering exactly what LaRussaian manuever Yost used to put Tejada in since he did not use him in either of those situations. The answer is none. Tejada was still on the bench when the game was over. The loud crack you heard late Sunday afternoon (about 4:50pm CDT) was me ramming my head through the dry wall in my apartment.