it's an honor being nominated, i can't believe i won. you'll have to take your father/monkey in my place since i'm not in cali too often. or to quote the jewtang, the crime side/ the new york times side, lol.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits