Look, the truth is at the end of most of my shoots I make a pinkie promise with the girl to do it again. That means I have to bring in some moolah to pay for it. The wolf is at the door, fellas, and I know I can count on the hard-working members of xxxporntalk.com to come through for me so I can continue to not work at all.

Thanks in advance for your continued support. The rug will be available for private viewings until 11:00pm tonight, the call time for my next encounter.