I've been pulled over three times I can remember ...

First was in 1985. I was in desperate straits for a parking spot when I just moved to Albany only to discover that the little side street I turned down was one-way the other way. The cops let me off completely.

Second in 1987. Driving while wearing headphones in PA. Got a warning since he discovered in conversation that I ref-ed his HS footgame game between Allen & Dieruff. That and his embarrassment for finding the suspicious white powder he saw was from donuts.

Last in the 1990s when I got a ticket for driving a commercial vehicle on Park Ave. It was a Labor Day Parade float. Beat it in court. Long story.

My problems come when my car is parked.