farty - richard373 never spelled "industry" properly, so it's a bit deeper. There are far too few spelling errors in your example. Maybe faked; it wouldn't matter much there.
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Porn Pet Peeves11-01-2010 05:37 PM #41
TheBobster:
Now you have my attention
I hate when the scene ends and the last shot you see isnt the girl covered in cum.
Also hate it when a scene is supposed to be an anal scene and the only anal action in the scene takes place for 5mins at the end.
Exactly. If that bitch aint cum covered or completely wrecked then what the hell did I pay to watch for?
And as for a scene being Anal and it barely being in it ... that pisses me off so much.
Oh and although its been mentioned, I rarely watch a scene that aint for a good BJ / Throat fucking in it. Scene is just dull as fuck with it
11-01-2010 06:30 PM #42
Hawk:
a pet peeve of mine is when a guys fuckin a chick doggy style and we've got a good position/angle going, and the douche decides to kick up his leg and gives us the underneatch angle. Geez. Note to directors: That angle sucks ass.
11-01-2010 07:34 PM #43
MissKix:
I hate it when the girls have those big long fake nails. I actually flinch in pain whenever they put them anywhere near their pussies!!!
11-01-2010 07:39 PM #44
litschi99921:
- girls with big nipples and zero attention is paid to them, no sucking or boob grabbing
- girls rubbing their own boobs - that actually works in most positions and shows that the girl is feeling good about the sex. i like to watch bouncing boobs as much as the next guy, but seeing a girl trying to get off during the scene is even hotter. this happens in WAAAAY to little a number of scenes.
- standing doggie is a great position, but i prefer that face down ass up, doggy on all fours thing. it just shows the girls butt at a better angle.
- girls who do lesbian sex because it pays, but you can clearly see that they don't even like the taste of pussy. instead the just bang the other chick with a dildo. boring.
11-04-2010 04:04 AM #45
secretlife123:
-Male talent that can't get or keep his cock hard. Scenes aren't that fun when the guy is spending half the time jerking himself.
-Male talents and cameramen that talks too much.
-Girls that overdo the moaning and dirty talking during the scene, like Sasha Grey used to do. After a certain point it just gets more annoying than hot.
-Filming a guys face right before/when he's gonna cum. It's disturbing and no guy have anything close to a good facial expression when he's about to pop.
-Girls stroking/sucking a guy to an orgasm and right before the cumshot the guy takes over the stroking. How hard is it to let the girl finish you off?
-The guy who Faye Reagan used to date/still dates. Ruins every scene he's in.
-g/g scenes where it's obvious that one or both of the girls is not that into girls.
11-05-2010 02:57 PM #46
semester:
When the girl's makeup gets smeared during the scene.
11-05-2010 03:16 PM #47
bamaballer:
When the guy plants an awesome facial, and you only see it for 5 seconds before they zoom out.
Anytime the camera is pointed towards the guy, I'm not wanking it to the guy, I'm wanking it to the girl......stop that shit.
Bringing more white women to the dark side.....one at a time.
11-05-2010 03:57 PM #48
Coasters226:
Girls that have big-asses and show them off than wait 5+ years to do anal scenes. (Ex. Alexis Texas and Rachel Starr)
That's like having G-Cup Breasts and Never taking your shirt off.
11-05-2010 07:24 PM #49
notkindred1:
When the girl's makeup gets smeared during the scene.
Gayest post in the thread right there. It wasn't good sex unless her hair gets mussed and her makeup gets wrecked.
11-05-2010 07:29 PM #50
RedDevils87:
Nothing is worse than when I see a promising looking scene but they've ruined it by putting music over it! Music has no place in porn! I want to hear the girls moan and nothing else. It just completely ruins it for me.
Yesterday 11:25 AM #51
notkindred1:
Pet peeves in porn scenes.
What are yours? These can be anything from certain things performers do or anything in general that can ruin a scene for you.
One of mine that recently stood out is the uses of annoying metal desks/tables in some scenes. For example, NA just put out a B/G scene with Romi Rain and Alan Stafford. Now as much as I think Stafford kinda sucks as male talent, I was pretty stoked to see what was afaik Romi's first b/g. This scene would have otherwise been brilliant, except....
They shot it for their Naughty Office site and for some reason they decided to use this dilapidated, rickety, NOISY fucking desk. It was such a distraction that it absolutely ruined the scene for me.
Yesterday 11:27 AM #52
TheLegacy:
My biggest pet peeve is when Brazzers book a girl with big tits on TLIB, and it takes forever for her bra to come off. Just look at Raven Bay's TLIB scene. Teasing is one thing, keeping the bra on for most of the scene is a problem.
I hate fake blood in pornos. In SLUDS, Rachel RoXXX and Channel Preston had fake makeup blood on their bodies during the sex. I don't want to see a chick with blood and stretches having sex.
Yesterday 01:14 PM #53
MissSnoogans:
Two things make my blood boil.
If I have to adjust the brightness/contrast on my monitor cause the director didn't have the proper lighting. Looks like he shot it in a cave with night vision. That's fucking bullshit. If the scene calls for it to sorta dark...cool. Other than that...like a Mr Cheeks song "Lights...Camera...Action.
Porn chicks:
As many scenes that you've been in, all the money you've made, and all the cum that landed on your body. How you gonna get bent out of shape cause some landed in your eye or got in your hair. STFU already and stop showing your displeasure while the camera is still rolling.
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