I got a disorderly persons for weed possession and a loitering in a known drug area. Would these keep me from getting a firearms license?

I wanna get a .22 for shooting my neighbor's goats next time they try to swarm my horse when he is eating. My plan is to fire a starter pistol to scare em away from the horse, then when they run to the middle of the pasture, plink one in the head. I'll leave the body there for foxes and vultures, as a deterrent to the others. I'd really love to throw a carcass over the fence to his 4 English mastiffs, but I'd never be able to distribute the video.

You gotta be a fucking asshole to own goats. Only reason to own one is to chain it next to briar or poison ivy and starve it until the offending plants are gone. If I can't get the .22, then I'ma stalk em and do em OJ style. Nitrile gloves though.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral