I do my best. I get tickets for my friends every year and it isn't cheap. The regular session is $40 and you get 30 drink samples and a free commemorative glass. I usually lose or break the glass every year on the same night because I'm shitfaced.

The "Connoisseur's" tasting I bought tickets for were $50 each, but that show is going to be filled with older folks and industry people. The Saturday night session is the best because by the end of the night they start filling the glasses up all the way so they don't have to carry out full kegs of beer.

Btw, I've literally been farting all goddamned day. Fucking beer.