That's your loss buddy. They were probably up North and staffed by, ugh, Northerners. Come down South and try a Waffle House. The waitresses call you "honey" and it's okay to call them darlin' and pat 'em on the butt. And the breakfast food is to die for. Their "Burt's Chili" ain't bad either.

You just experienced two bad staffs, because they were yankees. You can't fuck up their menu-it's all comfort food.