Hmmm. Your colon would be the organ I'd prefer to stroke, but to each his or her own.

I think I'm going to save a couple brain cells, and dollars, and just wait until Happy Hour on Friday to get sauced up. Amateur Night is only fun at a bar with a large group of friends.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral