ted unrated.this is the must buy dvd of the year.fucking hilarious!!!seth mcfarlane ups the ante on his family guy humor and puts it in your eyes and minds like a big wad of laughs.i dont want to give anything away about this movie,but trust me,you need to buy it.you even get a free custom text ted sticker(s and h though).


grumpier old men.just like the first one this is a great comedy you need to watch.plus it has sophia loren and her sultry italian tits.ann margrets not bad either.so take out your beefy macaroni or man sized manacotti and enjoy.


eraser.classic 90s action with arnie and queen chocolate tits 2(1 being vivica fox and her fakies).if you watch this and like it then watch under siege 2:dark territory also.if not then your familys getting deported.


a christmas story.an xmas classic.its on every christmas for a whole day so you have no excuse to not watch it.they were doing the same thing with deck the halls( a new xmas classic as of 07) on fx but i guess they lost ratings to ralphie and scut farkas.watch this or you wont get your red rider bb gun,instead youll get a bag of dicks.or possibly mouth fucked by some old hairy fat fuck while you pause to say"this is all i do".


underworld awakening.this much closer to the original than its shitty predecessors.although theres obvious moments that the same dickheads that did the resident evil movies did this one.this is worth a watch but im not sure if you should add it to your collection.they really need to add more sexy vampires in corsets.i think they should have that in every vamp movie.oh and no gay 3d in this one makes it more watchable.


after porn ends.this documentary has a misleading title since its more about reminiscing about their careers than what theyre doing after porn.its kind of slow paced but its interesting and worth a watch.catch it on netflix right now.


bad teacher.this movie starts off really funny but then kind of loses the humor after maybe the first hour or so.its still funny afterwards just not as much.theyre playing it on starz right now so watch it if you have it(i just have it for free for a lil bit due to the move).if you dont watch this youll keep getting your heart broken by assholes you let fuck you way too soon over and over ad nauseam.