Who is going to call you? Your fans and site members. They all know what is going on.

When ever you are having trouble spitting a word out, just put the phone near your snatch and start finger banging it, so they get the boot stuck in mud sound. Chances are Phone Call Fanbois won't be able to last 5minutes anyway.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral