Mister Jerkules, first I would like get a measure put on the ballot thanking you for all the blood, sweat, piss, and tears you have gone through in order to bring us the awards. Vote Yes On Measure J!

Secondly, I would like to suggest a new category, and have at least four nominees already in mind. Is this permitted? We promise complete transparency here, we're not Obama and Holder.

I will make some more nominations later.

For Twitter's Most Vapid Twat 2012, I'd have to nominate Kelly Divine. She's not going to win against those two heavyweights, but we need more nominees even though it's a two whore race. Remember this thread.

For Porn Blogger You Would Most Like to Hit With a Bottle Then Kick In The Teeth I nominate Cindi Loftus aka NotLuke of Luke Is Back. 90% of what she posts is press releases. She also had "insider info" on last weeks tragedy in Connecticut. You can't expect her to be Luke, he was once in a lifetime. But try not to be so god damned boring. Is there any way to compare the Alexa ratings from when Luke ran it to how it is now?