You should get a throw away phone and charge your site's members to speak with Tard Gen. "Once in a lifetime experience. I'm getting better everyday, so CALL NOW!"

Hubby is around, so how is the speech when yer gettin fucked.

Short term memory loss w/o having to share drugs is my kinda lady. Later I may fap to the new old stock X-Mas pic, thinking of doing shit to you that you won't remember in the morning. All you'll be thinking is "Egg nog makes my butt hurt and jaw sore. Leaves a bad after taste too. Hmmm, my butt hurts, I must need a new office chair. Why is my jaw sore, I must be grinding my teeth. I have nothing to do today, I'm going to brush my teeth, then have some egg nog."