@meat Dude, complete honesty time here. Born is younger than me, I think. Chuck and Gia are older than me, I'm pretty sure. Making fun of age is really immature. Believe me, and any of the other over 40s here, you'll be here before you know it. 28, I think you said? Yeah, we were all pretty bulletproof then. It's not like making fun of a fat guy. Getting older is the nature of the beast. Certain "embarassing" medical tests come yearly with it. No matter how cool you might be at 28, in 12 years you're getting bloodwork. That fact that you're not there now is nothing more than an accident of birth. You'll get there, way quicker than you think. It just is. There's no avoiding it. Short of dying first. Then you'd miss the dance, yes? All due respect. I'm just trying to help.

Sorry, Gia. Don't want the twins to make you start skimming stuff.