Before I croak, I want to jerk off in a prepared gourmet Baby G dish and watch her eat it....She is afterall one of my dearest friends not only from the world of porn but from the world in general, and she knows, KNOWS in her heart that my wanting to watch her eat a meal topped with my Gonad DNA profile is motivated by the utmost respect and noblest of intentions sprung from the lurv I have for her as the perfect cum gobbler who truly "gets" me...

Is that inappropriate enough for you Baby Jerkinz? Ask your new boyfriend to jerk off in your coffee in the morning....you and I see how romantic such an act is, see if he actually gets it.