Panzer, you're a disgusting pile of blubber and hair. It's amusing that your armpits are one of the least hairy parts of your upper body. Take many showers, go on a diet and get fucking waxed.

I've been sticking with my biking and walks. I'm down almost 20lbs and extended myself to an hour on the bike the other day. I was so drenched in sweat after that, that I looked like I'd been hiking in a rainforest. I'm taking a night off because I apparently fell and bruised my hip when I was out drunk last night.