I care not for your financial well being, Gia. Just having fun asking an inappropriate question. I may be the most broke though, with Brandon working again and Moron Boy not posting much.

Bornyo, you sound like the type that looks at a lotto winner on tv and starts rattling of reasons he/she is a cocksucker.

I don't play the lottery often only when the jackpot is up over $100mill. Every now and again scratch off games.

Jigaloo, if I were to receive a Jigaloo-phone, would I be required to answer every time there is a Coco or Desi update, or could I let them stack up, knock out 5-6 voicemails, then call you to discuss?