You got niggered out of your free Jew razor.

I like that razor. Gives a much better shave vibrating than turned off. Effortless really. I've only been shaving neck/jowls, so they replacement heads last a long time.

I'm not going Mountain Man w/ the beard this year. Ran a trimmer through it the other day, but I try and hold off until hair cuts and just have the barber trim it.

Last time at the barber shop, some broad cut my hair. I told her to trim the beard too, and she said, "You don't need your winter beard yet, huh?" So bad I wanted to ask if she was growing in her winter bush already or if she was holding off a bit too, but I don't wanna rock a shaved head.