Schnaps is for the homeless hardcore alcoholic. Net access would suffer.
Beeah's shitty for all the pissing involved and gives me headaches sooner or later.
Whiskey's better, but the good shit's too expensive to get going on for long and last time vomiting was involved the next day.
It's safe to assume I can't hold my liquor compared to Jimsterson, so a default win for him on this one.