Nate, the results are far from average, I am sure. And if they are average, what business is that of yours? You'll never sniff or see or touch them. For that matter you're probably lucky to be able to pay a waffle house hooker with flap-jack tits to see a set.

Maybe Sammura's what with the bacon water and all. With a 5 dollar bill you got a crack at them but no more.