Prepare to meet Rising Starman.
Perhaps I can crash on someone's couch? In return, I will give you this classic AVN award. It as a durable, heavy marble base with a metal lady figurine. Classy stuff. They don't make them like this anymore. It's not like some cheap lucite brick.


If I am given kitchen privileges, I will throw in a 2001 AVN award handcrafted out of the finest lucite. Don't believe anyone who denigrates this.