I'm not drinking "tonight." I drank earlier, passed out, and just made a refill of margaritas on the rocks with Patron Silver and Cuervo Light (sugar-free) mixer. Quite tasty. Anyways, I'm only mentioning this because I found it funny that when I was buying booze, the Patron boxes on the shelf were all empty and just there for display. According to the guy at the liquor store, it's one of their most stolen items, so they keep the actual bottles on a shelf behind the registers. Fucking ghetto.