Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I have been ripped off by the Internet so many times. And that time, after a few Cosmos, the Internet did...um, things...to me. Like the ripples caused by the pastor's son tossing his stone in the lake of my girlhood.
this has happened to me a couple times buying colored vinyl.i get my order and i open up the one thats supposed to be something besides black only to be greeted by shaka zulu.

but show me on the action figure where the internet touched you barry.youre safe here.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage