BWAHAHAHAHA. Shit, Thank you. I haven't laughed so hard on XPT in years, no matter how hard Meat pretends not to be mopez. Holy shit.

Seriously, FB, thank you. I watched the Gong Show religiously as a kid and to this day I don't remember Luca Eisenstein so Zeptacular. And neither, I'll wager, did Fatty. :genuflects: